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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child.
Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
7. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
Experience preferred.
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with
round bottom for efficient beating.
10. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head
illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
11. Dinner Special -- Turkey $4., Chicken or Beef $5., Children; $2.00.
12. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers.
13. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an
extra pair to take home, too.
14. We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.
15. For sale. Three canaries of undetermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
16. Have several very old dresses from grandmother
in beautiful condition.
17. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
18. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
19. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
20. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
21. Man, honest. Will take anything.
22. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
23. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
24. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
25. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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