At A Supermarket

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, tanned with long blonde hair, long legs,
hourglass figure with not an ounce of fat.
What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"