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Being Polite There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: "You may choose first." "No, you may choose first." And this goes on for a while. Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first." And he takes the BIG piece of fish. The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!" The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?" The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course." The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!" *** Can't find what you are looking for? Try the Google search box *** Enter your search terms Submit search form Be your own boss make your own hours and use your creativity! The amazing Starscapes® opportunity allows you to do just that while earning up to $1500 a day! CLICK HERE