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Late For a Golf Game

Three golfers had a big golf game with a client in Arizona.

They were running late and as luck would have it their car broke down.

They found a repair garage nearby, but the mechanic told them it would take four hours to fix their car, which would leave them late for the game.

"But", he told them, "You're in luck. I have a camel that the three of you can ride over to the golf course. This camel is smart. He can read stoplights - he'll stop and go just as the light directs.

So, the three of them pile on the camel, golf clubs and all and took off.

An hour later, the mechanic saw the three of them standing a couple of miles down the road and the camel was not in sight.

"What in the world happened and where's my camel?"

"Well, we had stopped at that light and a car pulled up along side of us. The guy in the car stuck his head out the window and said, 'Look at the three nuts on that camel!' When we got off to look, the beast took off when the light turned green."

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