Late For a Golf Game
Three golfers had a big golf game with a client in Arizona.
They were running late and as luck would have it their car broke
They found a repair garage nearby, but the mechanic told them it
would take four hours to fix their car, which would leave them late
for the game.
"But", he told them, "You're in luck. I have a camel that the three
of you can ride over to the golf course. This camel is smart. He can
read stoplights - he'll stop and go just as the light directs.
So, the three of them pile on the camel, golf clubs and all and took
An hour later, the mechanic saw the three of them standing a couple
of miles down the road and the camel was not in sight.
"What in the world happened and where's my camel?"
"Well, we had stopped at that light and a car pulled up along side of
us. The guy in the car stuck his head out the window and said, 'Look
at the three nuts on that camel!' When we got off to look, the beast
took off when the light turned green."