Potato Head
A guy was in the South of France, and could not understand why his
friend had attracted all the girls at the beach, while he pulled nothing.
So he asked him, "Why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"
He replied, "Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks.
It drives the women wild!"
So, the guy stuffed a potato in his suit and paraded up
and down the beach. Many hours later, he still had no woman.
He went to see his friend again and said,
"I've tried it and it doesn't work!"
His friend looked at the guy and said,
"Have you tried putting the potato in the front?"