At The Bar
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking,
minding his own business when all of a sudden this
great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- he knocks
him off the bar stool and says,
"That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he gets back up on
the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden
--WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says,
"That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this so he leaves
and is gone for an hour or so and when comes back
--WHACK!!!"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool
and out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says,
"When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."