You Get What You Pay For
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling
very lonely,so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make
Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This person will gather food
for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get
up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always be the first to
admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache
and will freely give you love.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history . . .